“Well, darling, the letters stands for “SURVEILLANCE MONITORED ARTIFICIAL RADIATION TRANSMITTER”.
But the idea behind the letters started out as a clever corporate way in which to flatter us as consumers into thinking we were “smart”, and at the same time, the word was meant to secretly mock us for being so easy to “outsmart” by corporations.”

“How did it happen, Mummy?”

“It was partly our own fault. We all wanted to be clever and wireless, to “go digital” and modern and to think of ourselves as “smart”. That is how we outsmarted ourselves. The corporations saw our need to be “smart” as a chance to sell us this image of ourselves in the digital mirror which they held up for us to gaze at.”

“How will it happen, Mummy?”

“Well…. This plan is similar to drift netting. The net entraps the catch and everything else at the same time, remember? And then the makers of this net either consume or discard everything inside the net. The corporations are joining all of the radiation units and boosters and towers together in one giant drift net, sort of like making the whole planet the same as that room Mummy goes into to have an x-ray, except that in this “room” none of us get to leave the room. The corporations are enclosing the earth in a giant invisible net.
You remember what humans did to the whales when they used sonar in the ocean? Do you recall how it drove the whales mad and the whales tried to beach themselves to escape the hurtful crazy making sound? This is very much like that, only now we are the whales.
People, and all domestic and wildlife on land will be trapped inside in that “smart” drift net which is meant to be wrapped around the globe. Sadly we will be left with no place to escape to and no way to beach ourselves.”

“But why, Mummy? What have we done? Were we bad?”

“No we are not bad and we did nothing to deserve this, dear.
We were just fatally foolish. That and we got in their way.”

“Will it hurt, Mummy?”

“At the beginning it will only hurt for some of us, the more sensitive and attuned ones.
Mostly it will not be painful, at least not near the start. It will be very slow and gradual for most of us and any pain will only come later.”

“But why are they allowed to do this to us, Mummy?”

“Because we were all sleeping when they put themselves in charge”
TRIAL SUMMATION:
THE ACCUSED ARE CHARGED WITH OUTSMARTING THEMSELVES AND ARE FOUND GUILTY AS CHARGED.

THE ACCUSED HAS BEEN TRIED BY A JURY OF CORPORATE PURCHASED PEERS AND HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF BEING PART OF HUMANITY.

THE APPEAL FOR WRONGFUL CONVICTION IS HEREBY DENIED.
ALL CONDITIONAL PARDON IS ALSO DENIED.

SENTENCE SHALL BE DEATH, TO BE CARRIED OUT BY GRADUALISM AND STEALTH, TO BE METED OUT BY METER, AND TO BE EXECUTED OVER A PROLONGED PERIOD OF YEARS BY MEANS OF THE S.M.A.R.T. ELECTRIC METER VERSION OF THE SLOW ELECTRIC CHAIR.
ALL RISE.
COURT DISMISSED